Finally.. I’m here..
It’s been quite some time since I last wrote.. But, it’s not the reason for me to write today..
I’m writing coz at this moment I don’t have anything better to do..
You see, am lying cozily in my bed.. & I can doze off at any moment I want..
I have a novel to finish since ages, & I can finish it..
I can philosophise about ways of the world n feel pity for those who don’t like chocolate.. 
I can look back upon my life & try to remember what I was doing at this time of the day 3 years ago.. ( I was sleeping probably, but still…!!!)
I can think about my future & guess what I’ll be doing at this time of the day 3 years from now.. ( I’ld be sleeping probably, but still…!!!)
I can lie down & stare at the ceiling n practice hypnotism on Mosquitoes.. ‘Don’t bite me..’ ‘Go bite Paris Hilton’ or better still.. ‘You are not a mosquito..You are Paris Hilton..’
I can try being creative n write an essay on.. “If I were a lamp-post..” or “If I were a Motorbike..” or better still.. “If I were all these things…say, a motorbike wearing stilettos under a lamp-post..”
I can wonder about how long would it take for me to burst if I had a hot chocolate fudge every other day..
I can try to mentally calculate what will be the 76.345% of 187th part of the product of the cubes of first 38 natural numbers raised to the power 4999..
I can make a list of all the movies I’ve watched more than twice,all the movies I haven’t watched more than twice,all the movies I can watch more than twice,all the movies I can’t watch more than twice..all the movies I..
I can start writing my own bestseller on.. “How to waste time in 1000 most efficient ways..”
I can look for things I’ve lost in my last 2 yrs stay in the hostel.. lol (what a thinking? lolz)
I can make a list of all the people I want to kill, take voodoo lessons online n kill them..*eeeehaahaa haa*
I can make a fake id, go to a regional chat room, bad mouth at everyone & run away..
I can clean my room.. *yawwwwwwn…*
I can go stare in the mirror n tell myself.. “I’m a well disciplined person.I know how to manage my time efficiently.I’m a competent n hardworking person.I’m a very sweet girl.I’m charming n polite.I never get angry.I’m very patient & diligent.I hate sweets & I hate chocolate fudges.I study regularly.I…..”
I can go to market n buy a feviquick to fix the broken stylus of my cell, so that I don’t need to use my nails to operate it..
I can do planchette n call spirits n ask them, when will I become the President of India..
I can write fan mail to John Abraham :inlove:
I can reply to my fan mail.. :”> 
I can sketch portraits… of myself..
I can make an effort to introspect n find out why I’m the way I am.. get depressed.. n promise myself to do something about it.. from 1st of the next month..
I can think………. about anything I wish..!
So you see.. I have the potential & the freedom to spend my time in whatever way I wish to..
But then, why have I dragged my super lazy ass to write this super shitty piece of crap.. ?
– For the heck of it!!
PS: There’s a big difference between everyone’s –> *I can do*, *I will do* n *I have done…*. Period. 
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